well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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