i can't believe i had my finger in that
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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