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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You pole danced in your parka.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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