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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...

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God I fucking love America.

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(630): View more from Illinois

She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep

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(816): View more from Missouri

Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.

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I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest

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(907): View more from Alaska

He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!

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