I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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