Do vagina's smell?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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