i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
you would pick up someone in the library
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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