I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
vagina is talking i cant
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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