Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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