So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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