What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I still have a little drunk in my system
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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