It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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