Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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