My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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