Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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