Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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