normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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