He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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