he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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