JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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