Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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