wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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