I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Barsexuality is the new black.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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