what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Randomize
