had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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