is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Randomize
