I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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