WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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