i think my tv is drunk
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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