its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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