So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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