would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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