Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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