Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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