I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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