I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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