I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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