Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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