she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
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