I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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