Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
