dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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