Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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