I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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