Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Randomize
