They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Randomize
