Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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