ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
