so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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