I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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