I'm really into asian looking animals
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
