Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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